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“Can you please not do that thing where you turn your coat collar up to try and look cool? It makes it difficult for me to give you a hickey.”
“My hip isn’t the only thing about me that’s bad. Let me show you how naughty I can be.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“How about you get off of that phone and let me show you how much fun we can have in the back seat of this car?”
“I never text when I can talk… You should make me text more often.”
“I have an app that can steal anything… including your heart.”
I just uploaded four more t-shirt designs, all featuring John pick-up lines. Click here to see all of the t-shirts, and don’t forget that you can also get umbrellas here. I’ll keep updating you guys as I add more!
“Sometimes you don’t talk for days on end? That’s fine. I can give you something else to do with your mouth.”
HOLY SHIT, really?! Every single one?! That must have taken HOURS… Oh my God, get out of the Internet right this instant so I can hug you and give you a medal.
AH! Thank you so much! I still can’t believe that some people go through the entire blog! :D I intend to keep going as long as the Sherlock fandom is on Tumblr!
“You can be right on my bins. And I don’t mean the ones outside.” Submitted by xxardxx.
So… I’m trying to be kinda funny instead of just completely cheesy here, but… Honestly, I never thought I was going to be able to make this joke. I can’t believe how successful this blog has become, let alone how supportive and
“Can I buy you a drink? 443.7 milliliters of drink, that is.”
Five more t-shirts now available! “Is that a riding crop under your coat, or are you just happy to see me?” “Let’s talk about the birds and the Bee Gees.” “I made you some shoes.” “I bet I can make your
“My friendship isn’t the only thing that can give you warmth and constancy.”
“So, you think my mouth looks too small without lipstick? I can think of one way to change your mind about that.â€
“If you’d like, I can ensure that you’ll never need to borrow John’s laptop again.â€
“So, I hear you’re abnormally attracted to dangerous situations and people. I can conform to that pattern if you’d like.â€
“You say alone protects you, but I know of another kind of protection that we can use together.â€(Edit: This graphic was originally uploaded with Sherlock’s font instead of John’s, even though John’s supposed to be the one saying the pick-up
“From a drop of water, a logician should be able to infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara, but they’re gonna need a hell of a lot more than that to infer how wet I can make you.â€
“I have a problem… and there is only one way that I can solve it… I need to kiss someone.â€
drunkcle: A lot of experienced bow hunters will tell you it’s best to strip down on the hunt. Your clothes carry a lot of scent that your prey can pick up. That’s how you can tell this woman is a pro.
the-absolute-funniest-posts: #That’s one hell of a pick up line
This bitch needs immediate punishment. You may be beautiful - but that does not mean you can you can toss your dirty towel wherever you want. Who is going to pick up that wet towel? You’ll “get around to it later”? Fuck that
anataylor2012: I can hear my friend just barely through the roaring in my ears as he drives me wild…“Told you Ana picking up that hitchhiker would be fun”…I can’t say she’s wrong….
jabura: some kid: just drop your trash on the floor it’ll be picked up that’s what the cleaners are paid for me: my mama said we can’t be friends anymore effective right now immediately
Pick up that BIG FAT MESS
celestiawept2: celestiawept2: pick up that can *HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED!!!*
harlecat: I really hope that one day StarKid makes a parody of the Hobbit solely so this man can be Thandruil I mean these aren’t my gifs but holy shit i wish they were
a-nakedgirl: I can read from his face gestures that he don’t really like to be picked up. Nevertheless I enjoyed the cuddle! #StayHappyStayNude Please follow my new backup account incase the nude police🚨 is being mean again! @a.backup.girl Don’t
hisblackdress: Links and info for all OOTD items can be found on my blog post here, so check that out! I picked up this super awesome limited edition dress over on DominoDollhouse.com, and couldn’t be happier! It’s really comfortable and looks killer.
alexandot: daily reminder that garnet can: fit her entire family in her lap hold them all in one arm
kisecchinosedai: Concept: upon meeting Daichi for the first time, Kuroo delivers the worst, stupidest, cheesiest pick-up line he can think off. Daichi actually smiles at him and attempts to flirt back and give him his number. Kuroo just stays there,
getmeachargerquick: babyduppy: violaslayvis: mercedesbenzodiazepine:I’m fucking DYING bitch He looks like airplane peanuts if that’s a snack let me starve I think he’s a cutie, but I wouldn’t call him a snack lol. Folks pick up on our slang
jabura:some kid: just drop your trash on the floor it’ll be picked up that’s what the cleaners are paid forme: my mama said we can’t be friends anymore effective right now immediately
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Can’t tell if I’m just lazy or really really physically tired, my mind feels great, like I can climb a mountain of a 7 story building, but my body is like… don’t even bother getting off the bed to pick up that pencil
I had a good hair day :3 I have to schedule a vet visit for Steve and Juvia so that they can have all their shots before we go to Kentucky. I also have to pick up some carpet cleaner, some ink and glossy paper, and I also have to get a cat carrier because
realanimegirl: now you too can pick up that cute japanese girl you’ve always dreamed of
hilsonsdiscogirl: saddestblogger: uncle-paul-hargis: saddestblogger: uncle-paul-hargis: jabura: some kid: just drop your trash on the floor it’ll be picked up that’s what the cleaners are paid for me: my mama said we can’t be friends anymore
a-isoiso:capwilsons:capwilsons: stevesboyfriend: idk how you watch catws and not pick up on the fact that sam is absolutely a mirror of steve… they even straight up say it in the film. “I do what he does, just slower” okay we gonna do this because
omgrwby: Pursue your dreams, chase your passions- pick up that pen or needle and see what you can make - Keep drawing, keep writing, keep playing, keep sewing - Keep moving forward and do what others believed were impossible - Don’t let anything stop
whohuntsthehunters: deancasotp: mish-c0llins: pls but the fact that Misha can lift Sebastian almost effortlessly… yeah…. that’s pretty hot
so many crazy cool things happened i YATSU WAS PICKED UP BY ARSLAN
